Nostalgic Collector Gifts

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'No, we don't have an exchange traded fund yet for baseball cards or comic books.'

'Most advisers would agree that diversification is an essential element of a successful pension strategy."

'That's the first dollar I ever made and that's the first girl I ever made.'

Treasure chest with snowglobes of island

New summer barbie doll.

'Today stocks closed higher against the old-time baseball card and postage stamp.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Before the Internet

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I made you a mixtape."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

The original paperless office

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"