Nostalgic Photo Collector Gifts

Just your average family holiday portrait.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

New summer barbie doll.

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'Our family is so ugly, we keep the negatives instead of the pictures in the photo album!'

Werewolf Memories

'Someday your prints will come.'

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

"And this is your father's first girlfriend, just before she was stoned to death."

'That is an old photograph! The model's got her legs closed.'

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

Husband and wife outside photographer's shop

A lady posing for a photograph

When displaying personal items at work, such as photos , generally less is better.

"I miss the days when you could get it fresh off a kid's desk."

Selfie With A Scarecrow

Diversified Investments: Stocks, bonds,comic books,baseball cards,movie star and rock star posters.

'Still having trouble setting your .63 inch camera? When are you going metric?'

"Have you ever noticed how Mom's eyes follow you wherever you go?"

"Now, try to think of yourself in a silver frame on a piano in the twenty-first century."

"Goodness! Jose Paschall passed away!"

"Grandma had a favorite doll when she was your age. But, with no explanation, that doll was taken away and sent to live with some cousins in Wichita."