Nostalgia Collector Gifts

'I must be slipping in my old age. Yesterday I completely forgot to annoy my parents.'

"Grandma had a favorite doll when she was your age. But, with no explanation, that doll was taken away and sent to live with some cousins in Wichita."

"It's nice to finally be able to put a face to the humiliating nickname."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Diversified Investments: Stocks, bonds,comic books,baseball cards,movie star and rock star posters.

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

Computer Illiterate.

Werewolf Memories

"I miss the days when you could get it fresh off a kid's desk."

"Have you ever noticed how Mom's eyes follow you wherever you go?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I made you a mixtape."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."