Nostalgia Collector Pillows

'I must be slipping in my old age. Yesterday I completely forgot to annoy my parents.'

"Grandma had a favorite doll when she was your age. But, with no explanation, that doll was taken away and sent to live with some cousins in Wichita."

"It's nice to finally be able to put a face to the humiliating nickname."

Generation X Retirement Options

Vannamania

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Diversified Investments: Stocks, bonds,comic books,baseball cards,movie star and rock star posters.

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

Computer Illiterate.

Werewolf Memories

"Your Pet Rock fell and crushed my Beanie Baby again!"

"I miss the days when you could get it fresh off a kid's desk."

"Have you ever noticed how Mom's eyes follow you wherever you go?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'