Nostalgia Appreciator Pillows

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Mom & Pops General Store - Free Hi-Fi

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'I tell ya, Bill, I am so fortunate! All I ever wanted was an old-fashioned girl and BAM there was Ruth sitting next to me on a park bench.'

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

"Have you noticed how chocolate bars seem smaller compared to when you were a kid?"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"I remember when young men met girls in person!"

Getting older is...Going into a room and forgetting what you have done in there for.

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

"I remember the days when I could cancan - now I can't can't."

Jesus with mobile.

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Restaurants - How Clientelle Changes

"When I was your age, a crackpot carried a 'The End Is Near' sign. He didn't tweet it."

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

How Staring Contests Change

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

JFK RIP

In the Year 2525

"When I was your age, I was fifteen."

"Long time no see!"

"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Louis Armstrong

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."