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"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Mom & Pops General Store - Free Hi-Fi

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

"Have you noticed how chocolate bars seem smaller compared to when you were a kid?"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"I remember when young men met girls in person!"

Getting older is...Going into a room and forgetting what you have done in there for.

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

"I remember the days when I could cancan - now I can't can't."

Jesus with mobile.

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Restaurants - How Clientelle Changes

"When I was your age, a crackpot carried a 'The End Is Near' sign. He didn't tweet it."

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"When I was your age, I was fifteen."

"Long time no see!"

"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"