Nostalgia Seeker T-Shirts

"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."

"Any clues?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

Books On Paper

Linguaphone language course, "Congratulations, this course should last two weeks before you give up along with all your other resolutions"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Is it just me, or are things getting easier these days?"

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

Indian checks email and sees that he has received Smokesignals.

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

'Because when you're old and lonely, you'll get mail from your alumni association. That's why you need to graduate from college.'

'Outside of athlete's foot, ingrown toenails,fallen arches and bunions, I've never felt better.'

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'Why is it all repeats?'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

Abacus sales - 'I'll order 5000 in case we get hit by the millenium bug,'

'It's the sequel to 'Hair'.'

Tuned In, Turned On, Dropped Out, Dropped In, Worked Out, Saved Up, Dropped Dead.

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'

Grandmother's house has sign 'Kids spoiled while U wait.'

"Are you ever going to take up horse racing again?"

'I remember when all this was books...'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Man expressing a dislike for railroads

'I want my phone call!'

"This my wife of 42 years...uh..." "Lisa."

Concerts back in the good old days...

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'It's a part of my childhood. After years of neglect, I've decided to recapture it.'

"It's that scratch music."

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."