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'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."

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"Pass me another gray."

'No doubt about it-his hearing's getting worse.'

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

'He has to be older than he looks. He uses a watch to tell time.'

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"Dad, was there good medicine for behavioural problems when you were a kid?"

'How's it going old timer?'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"It's called 'cash'."

Advantages of the new postal arrangements.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"Playing blind man's buff and marbles wasn't so bad."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Grandpa, I'll tell you about social media bullying, if you tell me about the good old boys network."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Standing right here since 1978

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."

"Is rock and roll over yet?"

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

"Mom, why is grandpop’s phone stuck to his wall?"

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

"Who ate all the dots?"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Do you take cash?"

Pioneers of Internet Porn

"Seein' as your family left you here in 1962 I'm thinkin' they won't be back."

'There is nothing better for a cold in the head; it's worth gold!'

"The good news is that I remember you from high school. Unfortunately, that's also the bad news."

"A quarter? You mean this isn't a free game app?"

Earvin is having second thoughts about getting a cellular pay-phone.

'Saving the number to SIM is like writing it in your book instead if writing it on your hand.'