Nostalgia Lovers Gifts

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."

The Off-line Store

"Pass me another gray."

'No doubt about it-his hearing's getting worse.'

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

'He has to be older than he looks. He uses a watch to tell time.'

"Dad, was there good medicine for behavioural problems when you were a kid?"

"It's called 'cash'."

'How's it going old timer?'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Playing blind man's buff and marbles wasn't so bad."

"Grandpa, I'll tell you about social media bullying, if you tell me about the good old boys network."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Advantages of the new postal arrangements.

"A quarter? You mean this isn't a free game app?"

Standing right here since 1978

"The good news is that I remember you from high school. Unfortunately, that's also the bad news."

'There is nothing better for a cold in the head; it's worth gold!'

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

Cooking slow food is part of raising better children. Oh really? Like in the good old days when real food fed the body and the soul? Exactly! Back when everyone was as virtuous and honest as the food they ate? Umm�That would be back before children.

Ask Sadie. Sadie – Will you share with us pictures of your lovely self as a young woman? - Roberto, Sent from my Kindle Fire. I didn't answer this question yesterday, but this fair question does deserve an answer. Here is a picture of me when I was a young lass. FDR. 16 more years. I won't believe you if you say I haven't aged a bit. Impossible situation.

Look, the Bionic Woman is back! Wow! That was one long commercial break!

I'm sorry, Mr. Fusco, but we seem to have lost your new x-ray. However, I just posted an x-ray of yours from 10 years ago on Facebook for "Throwback Thursday."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"We're going back to dial-up."

"Who ate all the dots?"

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

"Is rock and roll over yet?"