Nostalgia Buffs Gifts

"'Bring the GPS,' I said. You said, 'Don't worry, I got breadcrumbs...'"

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

Computer with Y2K on screen carring a 'End is Near' sign

"When I was your age, we walked three miles through the snow to school, and didn't have laptops on our school supply list."

"...And, in the good old days, we all knew who our neighbours were!"

'Remember when it was sex, drugs and rock n' roll? Now it's menopause, Advil and Guy Lombardo.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Take out the garbage?...Dad, that's so 90s.'

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

Edwardians.

"And these huge screens improve the views dramatically - they show constant replays of 1966."

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

''Star Trek,' or 'The Waltons' I could understand... but a 'Geraldo' marathon?'

Bring back the cat.

'Once I gave a sucker an even break. It ruined my whole day.'

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Low-Def TV

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

'Can you remember before we went electric and we were all clockwork eels?'

"No offense taken. I don't remember you either."

"Oh darling! Do you remember, before we had a dishwashing machine?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

"This is your great-great-great-great-great uncle Pernico. I heard a lot of stories about him. He really wasn't all that great."

"Remember, back in the day, when you could at least pretend that you could fix something."

"You can keep your fancy cell phone. As for me, I'll avoid all that extra effort and do things the old-fashioned way."

Things of the past...

"Did you have instant messaging in your day, Gramps?"

"Remember the good ole days when the worst we had to fear was aerosol sprays?"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I wasn't cable-ready."