Nostalgia Buff Gifts

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown with face mask

"I miss the old days."

'Your father used to hold his charge a lot longer when we were young.'

'It was easier when you went to school, Dad. That was before the information age.'

Digital or analog elevators.

"It's not difficult - you go 'Hi,' then 'Ho,' then the name of your horse."

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I love that new horse smell.'

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'

'This was called a pensioner,they became unfashionable in the early 21st century.'

'You kids have it easy. When I was in college, you were beaten with a billy club.'

'Remember the old days when all we had to worry about was moral bankruptcy?'

"Grandpa, before selfies and social media, how did people self-promote?"

'Sir, it's time to upgrade our technology. We've used up the last of our computer punch cards.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'We've got to do spring cleaning more often. I found three eight-track tapes!'

The New York Times-Carnegie Hall Poll

"This touch-screen isn't working."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"We hired him because he's the only one who knows how they work."

'You won't believe where that old guy keeps pictures. In his wallet!'

Woman holding pants.

'Stand further away, the comparison's not doing you any good.'

'He says you'll remember him from High-School where you once referred to him as an idiot.'

'Congratulations! It's a Baby Boomer'.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'Why do we keep the rabbit ears, we have digital tv?'

Old man: "Funny old world..."

Brutal Interrogation Turned Children's Storytime

'...I can remember when the coffee machine was smaller than the computers.'

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Holiday Greetings

He had proudly displayed it on his mantel for seven years fore he finally read the fine print.