Nostalgia Buff Mugs

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown with face mask

"I miss the old days."

'Your father used to hold his charge a lot longer when we were young.'

'It was easier when you went to school, Dad. That was before the information age.'

"When I was kid, color hadn't even been invented yet."

'Your only choices are hunter, gatherer or hunter-gatherer. What the #&%! is accounting?'

Digital or analog elevators.

"It's not difficult - you go 'Hi,' then 'Ho,' then the name of your horse."

'The management feel you've been resting on your laurels of late.'

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I love that new horse smell.'

'Remember the old days when all we had to worry about was moral bankruptcy?'

'You kids have it easy. When I was in college, you were beaten with a billy club.'

'The film, 'World Prosperity from Economic Stimulus Payments', will not be seen. Instead, we will be showing 'Gone With the Wind'.'

The agony of getting older.

"Grandpa, before selfies and social media, how did people self-promote?"

'This was called a pensioner,they became unfashionable in the early 21st century.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

"This touch-screen isn't working."

The New York Times-Carnegie Hall Poll

Woman holding pants.

"We hired him because he's the only one who knows how they work."

'You won't believe where that old guy keeps pictures. In his wallet!'

Jimmy Buffett at 100: Margarityville nursing home: 'Where's my dadburn cheeseburger!'

'Stand further away, the comparison's not doing you any good.'

'We've got to do spring cleaning more often. I found three eight-track tapes!'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'He says you'll remember him from High-School where you once referred to him as an idiot.'

'Sir, it's time to upgrade our technology. We've used up the last of our computer punch cards.'

'Congratulations! It's a Baby Boomer'.

It ain't half Hoffman.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'