Nostalgic Movie Buff Mugs

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

How witness protection really works...

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Elephant rides.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Tokyo City Limits

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

Noir kitty.

A potato's favourite video

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."