Movie Nostalgia Buff Mugs

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Balloon Kids

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Janet Leigh

Tokyo City Limits

A potato's favourite video

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Kissing at the Movies