Movie Nostalgia Buff Gifts

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Balloon Kids

'Play it again, Sam.'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Janet Leigh

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Phantom of Casablanca

Tokyo City Limits

Anna Magnani

Lorne Greene

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Brighton Rocky

A potato's favourite video

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Pamela Anderson Ward.