Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."

RAF Rapidly Approaching Fifty

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

Undercover Fashion Police

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good thing dad kept them!"

"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."

"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."

Morris was finding it more difficult to adjust to the idea of a 'paperless' office than many.

'Grandpa, what was the biggest upgrade you saw when you went to school?'

'What's that noise?'

'Why did you flunk history?'

'That's 'Mister old fart' to you!'

'I said, how do you send a text with this thing?'

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Remember when we had to go into a sound-proof telephone box to make a public phone call?'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Luddite Olympics.

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

First day of school.

"You're still a mod, I'm still a rocker!" (Brighton Rest Home).

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

'This is how we learned things before Wikipedia.'

'I went to my high school reunion over the weekend. Some of my classmates changed so much that they didn't even recognize me.'

Along with technology came the ascension of curmudgeon man: 'Well, back in my day, we'd just walk over and talk to each other!'

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"And here I am at two years of age. Remember? Mom? Pop? No? Or how about this one. My first day of school. Anyone?"

Class Reunion.

"Lucky for you it's throwback Thursday."

'Mr. Evans realizes that he is living in uncertain times' Colour

'Grandfather...what was so good about the old days?'