Nostalgia Enthusiasts Pillows

'I really miss the old days when we were smarter than our phones.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Gen X in the Golden Years.

'Grampa says it's what they used to use for social networking!'

'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and coke?'

'Dial-up service? What's a dial?'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

"I'll take this too"

'Dad, how long before the warm glow of nostalgia makes this a good ole days memory?'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like you're limiting me to correct answers."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

'Wow...so you became a...wow..er...and how is the pimping trade nowadays?'

'When we dated, most of his body was athletic. Now he's down to just athlete's foot.'

'I warned them years ago... start retiring earlier or invest in a bigger sign.'

'We like to stick with the old tried and tested method of banking.'

Jumpin' jehoshaphat!

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"It's so much easier now that the children are our age."

"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

'It's a disgrace What we couldn't afford when we were young but poor is what we don't need now that we're rich but old'

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

"I hate cellphones. You can't slam them down dramatically after an irate phone call."

"You'll just have to take our word for it that these backstage passes were really awesome thirty years ago."

"I miss expense accounts."

'Come on, man. What would our high school reunion be without Mr. Cool?'

"It's like our first evenings...when YOU brought in the firewood!"

"Do you remember before the obesity epidemic when we were just ‘jolly’?"

"Now let me see – where did we leave off last year?"

'Simpler Times Ahead'

"They grow up so fast!"