Nostalgia Enthusiasts Pillows

'I really miss the old days when we were smarter than our phones.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'Grampa says it's what they used to use for social networking!'

Gen X in the Golden Years.

'Dial-up service? What's a dial?'

'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and coke?'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

"I'll take this too"

'Dad, how long before the warm glow of nostalgia makes this a good ole days memory?'

"I feel like you're limiting me to correct answers."

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I can't help thinking that when we're dead, these will be the good old days.'

'I warned them years ago... start retiring earlier or invest in a bigger sign.'

'Wow...so you became a...wow..er...and how is the pimping trade nowadays?'

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

'When we dated, most of his body was athletic. Now he's down to just athlete's foot.'

Jumpin' jehoshaphat!

'We like to stick with the old tried and tested method of banking.'

Class Reunion. Remember when we all used to be the same age?

"It's like our first evenings...when YOU brought in the firewood!"

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"You'll just have to take our word for it that these backstage passes were really awesome thirty years ago."

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

"I miss expense accounts."

'It's a disgrace What we couldn't afford when we were young but poor is what we don't need now that we're rich but old'

"I hate cellphones. You can't slam them down dramatically after an irate phone call."

"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

'Come on, man. What would our high school reunion be without Mr. Cool?'

"Hey! Did the ball drop yet?"

"It's so much easier now that the children are our age."

"In our day, we didn't need fancy passwords and usernames, we didn't have batteries that always needed charging, and our systems never just suddenly went down!"

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."