Nostalgia Curator Pillows

"I'm 3,476 video tapes old."

'When did this office become a museum?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

The Missing Sock Returns

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Bring out yer books!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.