Nostalgic Photo Collector Pillows

Just your average family holiday portrait.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

Vannamania

New summer barbie doll.

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'Our family is so ugly, we keep the negatives instead of the pictures in the photo album!'

Werewolf Memories

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

'Someday your prints will come.'

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

"I miss the days when you could get it fresh off a kid's desk."

'That is an old photograph! The model's got her legs closed.'

When displaying personal items at work, such as photos , generally less is better.

Husband and wife outside photographer's shop

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

A lady posing for a photograph

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

"Your Pet Rock fell and crushed my Beanie Baby again!"

Selfie With A Scarecrow

Diversified Investments: Stocks, bonds,comic books,baseball cards,movie star and rock star posters.

"And this is your father's first girlfriend, just before she was stoned to death."

'Still having trouble setting your .63 inch camera? When are you going metric?'

"Have you ever noticed how Mom's eyes follow you wherever you go?"

Treasure chest with snowglobes of island

"Goodness! Jose Paschall passed away!"