Nostalgic Music Collector Gifts

A token record...

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Luthier

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

New summer barbie doll.

"Greatest Band?"

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'Well, it's a one for the Monet, two for the show.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Werewolf Memories

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

Conductor in prompt box.

Stephen Collins Foster