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A token record...

Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"What are you doing?"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Luthier

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Rod Stewart

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Vannamania

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

"I heard they got back together."

"Greatest Band?"

New summer barbie doll.

'Not the Adam Ant!'

The Beatles

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

'Well, it's a one for the Monet, two for the show.'

Werewolf Memories

"Mum, have you seen my rap cds anywhere."

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

How Jimi Hendrix picked his nose.

Conductor in prompt box.

the Carpenters greatest hits...