Nostalgic Collector T-Shirts

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'No, we don't have an exchange traded fund yet for baseball cards or comic books.'

'That's the first dollar I ever made and that's the first girl I ever made.'

Treasure chest with snowglobes of island

New summer barbie doll.

'Today stocks closed higher against the old-time baseball card and postage stamp.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Early Colour TV

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'