Nostalgic Note Collector Gifts

Stephen Collins Foster

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Musician

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

New summer barbie doll.

'Not more junk mail!'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

Werewolf Memories

Love note discovered by teacher

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Marketed music.

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Musician busks for music notes.

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

"I miss the days when you could get it fresh off a kid's desk."

Diversified Investments: Stocks, bonds,comic books,baseball cards,movie star and rock star posters.

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"