Nostalgic Note Reader Gifts

'Aww. . . it's a belated Christmas card from my great Aunt Sally. . . she must be feeling better, Burl.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Two Generations of Readers

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Print Suicide

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"We start on #F."

"I think I need to go on a diet. I'm tipping the scale."

'Not more junk mail!'

Flautist

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

Stephen Collins Foster

They met at a Book Club.

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

Sight test with a violin.

Clarinet Playing Hunter

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

Love note discovered by teacher

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

New Year's Resolutions...

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Tweedledum Tears at his Hair.