Nostalgic Note Writer Gifts

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

You shoved a candy cane in my ear!! Ingrate. It's customary to thank someone when she gives you a Christmas gift. In my day, people would actually mail a handwritten letter to express their gratitude. But you young losers don't respect people enough to take time to do that. My ear!!! No, it's true.

'You send cards and gifts and letters, but do they write? No! Do they even call? No! And another thing...'

'Not more junk mail!'

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Letter Collecting Nerd

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Quill

A quill pen in case the computer crashes.

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Love note discovered by teacher

Stephen Collins Foster

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

"I miss the days of folk music."

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

"Nobody bothers to write anymore ... "

"I know it's a ransom note, but it's just so refreshing to get a handwritten letter these days."

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

"Your Nana and I met as pen pals."

"What's this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it."