Nostalgic Scribe Gifts

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Hipsters"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'Lost Diary'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Old Man Journal

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

Homer

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

"Now when I was a lad..."