Nostalgic Note-keeper Gifts

Love note discovered by teacher

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

New summer barbie doll.

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'Not more junk mail!'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Stephen Collins Foster

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

"I miss the days of folk music."

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

Treasure chest with snowglobes of island

'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'

"No one's last words were 'I wish I'd done more homework.'"

STRIP Hambone: Pen and paper, In case of emergency

'No, we don't have an exchange traded fund yet for baseball cards or comic books.'