Nostalgic Memory Keeper Gifts

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

Typewriters and Laptops.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

He still refuses to upgrade.

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"He followed me home...finally!"

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

'I dressed myself.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

New summer barbie doll.

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

Where Mom used to take you.

"Helen?"

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

Living life dangerously 2010.

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Haircuts

"God, I was magnificent!"