Nostalgic Reminiscer Gifts

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'Hang in there, Sandra. In a few years we'll be tormenting them.'

"No one's last words were 'I wish I'd done more homework.'"

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

Still dead.

"When I was young, we were scared to the death of the boogeyman...el cucuy was a nasty, mean creature."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Grandma's caf

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'