Romantic Reminiscer Gifts

"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."

Happy Anniversary!

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"I call him my 'Old flame' because he really burns me up!"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

'I miss him for sentimental reasons: candel light dinners, moon light cruises, paying the bills...'

'Yammering? When we got married, you were fascinated by my every word.'

"I wasn't married to my twenty year old bride for very long, but what a night that was!"

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

My first Boyfriend.

"I met her out on Isle Royale. She had four of the longest legs you ever saw, and a dewlap that'd make shivers go up your spine. . ."

"No, I don't remember our wedding vows. Who remembers an argument 20 years ago?"

"It was one evening in eighty-four when I was with my friend, Pam Boggis, and Tom spotted me across a crowded room. Quite honestly I wish now that he had spotted Pam."

"Can you remember when we got married?"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

'When we first got married, Warren was crazy about me -- now he's just crazy.'

"Do you realise, Bernard, that in sixty-five years you've never once called me babe?"

'This is the same table we had when I proposed years ago. See? It still has my fingernail marks.'

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

Love sounds of the Baby Boomers.

"Do you remember Giorgio? He used to bring us those gorgeous Belgian chocolates."

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"Last night was amazing. Did you get eight hours too?"

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"Gee, but I miss the heightened eroticism of those five and a half years of conjugal visits."

"One enchanted evening, I saw a stranger across a crowded room, and it was Jim, and I should have left him there."

"I miss when we could sit close enough to hear conversations more interesting than ours."