Nostalgia Keeper Gifts

He still refuses to upgrade.

"Oh, that - that's the hard drive from my first marriage."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

Xanadu

"No wonder our Wi-Fi is having problems. We have over 180 devices in our home. I miss the simple days of a computer and a few TVs."

Vera Lynn.

...The competitors call him conservative and old-fashioned, but I call him obliged to traditions!

Typewriters and Laptops.

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

'He gets confused during the holidays.'

'Forget it, Lenny -- it was just a Summer romance.'

'My dad's car gets better mileage than YOUR dad's car.'

Old Aged Punks

"Helen?"

"I remember my first catch with your grandfather. The old man had a lousy arm."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.