Nostalgia Keeper Gifts

He still refuses to upgrade.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Oh, that - that's the hard drive from my first marriage."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

Xanadu

"No wonder our Wi-Fi is having problems. We have over 180 devices in our home. I miss the simple days of a computer and a few TVs."

Vera Lynn.

"Those are called 'encyclopedias.' It's how we Googled before the internet."

...The competitors call him conservative and old-fashioned, but I call him obliged to traditions!

Typewriters and Laptops.

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

'He gets confused during the holidays.'

'Forget it, Lenny -- it was just a Summer romance.'

Birthday anticlimax.

'My dad's car gets better mileage than YOUR dad's car.'

Old Aged Punks

"Helen?"

I can't believe it. The newspaper is trying to cancel Blondie. I love that comic strip. I'm its biggest fan. I've read it since I was a girl. My mom read it. Grandma Sadie read it. The first Blondie collection has been passed down through several generations. It's a family heirloom. The sandwich etchings are hilarious. They did that same joke last week.

"I remember my first catch with your grandfather. The old man had a lousy arm."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Louis Armstrong

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'