Nostalgia Keepers Gifts

'I'm afraid your memory card has amnesia...'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Before the Internet

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Bring out yer books!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.