Nostalgia Keepers Gifts

'I'm afraid your memory card has amnesia...'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Louis Armstrong

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Bring out yer books!'