Nostalgic Note Lover Gifts

"I miss the days of folk music."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Elvis Presley

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Grandma's caf

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Liam Gallagher.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."