Nostalgic Newspaper Reader Gifts

"Yes, I do read the obituaries - well, none of us want to be first, do we?"

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Two Generations of Readers

The Paper Route

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Paper Boy

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Click on 'new book smell'."

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

Man Readig Paper

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

They met at a Book Club.

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'