Nostalgic Newsreader Gifts

'I simply asked how often you change your reading material!'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Two Generations of Readers

The Paper Route

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Cinderella mopping up

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Pour yourself a drink - the news isn't too good"

All things previously thought to be good for us are in fact harmful to our health.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'