Newspaper Nostalgia Lover Gifts

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

The Paper Route

Paper Boy

"Are those my slippers?!"

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

Sunday.

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

H L Mencken.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"Can't you forget about the FT for once?"

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'

Newspaper dog

"When I say the 'gray lady' I mean your mother, not the New York Times."

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

Man Readig Paper

Reading over someone's shoulder.

"So what if he's not the man of your dreams. The 'Times' is going to be there."

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

'Correction,Dear- it's OUR newspaper!'

Santa delivering newspapers

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'