Vintage Newspaper Enthusiast Gifts

'I simply asked how often you change your reading material!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Man...You age great!'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

You had me at vintage.

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

1930's Lady.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Historic Bank Jobs.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses