Newspaper Enthusiasts Gifts

"If this was a reality show, nobody would believe it."

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Bill Kristol always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Gay Times...

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Capital Tours

Reporter #6: television.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

JET (Part I)

Classic News.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe