Tabloid Enthusiasts Gifts

They Shop Among Us

News of the World

'She's so put together!'

Gay Times...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

JET (Part I)

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Weditorials

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

The Original Gossip Columns

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Sunday.

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Stable boys and Scottsman

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Inflated gloom!'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'