Tabloid Aficionados Gifts

'Actually I'm not the queen - I'm undercover for the Daily Mirror'.

'Letting off steam' on a Vegas bender can be a bit crazy. . .

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

'Why, you scoundrel!'

Gay Times...

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

JET (Part I)

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Weditorials

Footing The Bill

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

The Original Gossip Columns

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Mahmoud Abbas

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Leisure Editor

Inventor of wheel and discoverer of fire seen on date! More (arrow). The first tabloid.

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Inflated gloom!'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Julian Assange

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

Fake News for Fake People

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'