Tabloid Aficionados Pillows

'Actually I'm not the queen - I'm undercover for the Daily Mirror'.

'Letting off steam' on a Vegas bender can be a bit crazy. . .

'Why, you scoundrel!'

Gay Times...

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

JET (Part I)

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Weditorials

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Footing The Bill

Pie chart of pub conversations

The Original Gossip Columns

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Mahmoud Abbas

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Leisure Editor

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

'Inflated gloom!'

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Newscorp hacks into itself.

Julian Assange

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'