Tabloid Show Lovers Pillows

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

Trial by Media

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

JET (Part I)

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Clive Anderson

Menopause and the City

The Original Gossip Columns

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Clownton Abbey

'Inflated gloom!'

Inventor of wheel and discoverer of fire seen on date! More (arrow). The first tabloid.

Leisure Editor

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

Police Box

The corona ranger

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Sue Perkins

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

Alan Davies.

Frankie and Annette.

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"