Tabloid Drama Lover Pillows

"Welcome back to our continuous breaking news coverage! We've been told a live Bigfoot is inside this house! We expect the sasquatch to emerge any second now! You don't want to miss this! But first this commercial break."

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

JET (Part I)

I Pagliacci

Victorian Gentleman

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Speech

Proposal

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'