Tabloid Drama Lover Pillows

"Welcome back to our continuous breaking news coverage! We've been told a live Bigfoot is inside this house! We expect the sasquatch to emerge any second now! You don't want to miss this! But first this commercial break."

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

JET (Part I)

I Pagliacci

Oedipus

Speech

Victorian Gentleman

Proposal

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"