Dating Drama Lover Pillows

"We can't go back to my place the cops are digging up the basement."

'Someone who can appreciate how lucky she is.'

'But enough about me, now let's talk about your money.'

"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"I knew it wouldn't work out when the limo driver turned out to be his mother!"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"You owe me five bucks."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

Proposal

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Football player taking the ball home.