Dating Drama Enthusiast Pillows

"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'

"It's not you – it's me and my new boyfriend."

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

"I'm still just hazy on what third base actually is."

'Isn't it odd that Mona, the vegetarian, is seen with so many turkeys?'

'I thought I'd found Mr. Right, but it turned out that he was already in a relationship with ANOTHER Mr. Right.'

Six hours after she left for the rest room Tod began to suspect that the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Drawing the Short Straw.

Speed Dating/Speed Dumping

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"You owe me five bucks."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Falstaff

"I can't believe he brought her."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.