Dating Drama Enthusiasts Pillows

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

'I'd love to see you again, just not in this lifetime!'

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"You owe me five bucks."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

"I can't believe he brought her."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."