Dating Drama Fan Pillows

'Stop leaving messages for me you crazy woman! We had one date but I don't want to see you again!! Got it??!' 'He phoned...'

'Mind if I borrowed my medical history chart? I've got a blind date tonight.'

'Don't take it personally Dave, I'm just not into guys with ponytails.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Theatre Crowd

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'This isn't the kind of animal magnetism I like in a man, Frank.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"He's a terrible drunk."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"Congratulations on opening night."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

The good, the bard and the ugly

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Jerry Springer Spaniel

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"