Dating Drama Fan T-Shirts

'Stop leaving messages for me you crazy woman! We had one date but I don't want to see you again!! Got it??!' 'He phoned...'

'Mind if I borrowed my medical history chart? I've got a blind date tonight.'

'Don't take it personally Dave, I'm just not into guys with ponytails.'

No pressure

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

'This isn't the kind of animal magnetism I like in a man, Frank.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"He's a terrible drunk."

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"Congratulations on opening night."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

Jerry Springer Spaniel

The good, the bard and the ugly

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"