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It's not you, Tom. It's your, ah, um...'

"You are really going to like Charles. He's my favourite ex-boyfriend."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Cut!

Theatre Masks and Butts

University Soapflakes

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Comedy and tragedy masks

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Scarpia's Palace