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It's not you, Tom. It's your, ah, um...'

"You are really going to like Charles. He's my favourite ex-boyfriend."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Falstaff

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I can't believe he brought her."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.