Dating Drama Fanatic T-Shirts

It's the same old story...boy meets girl, boy loses girl, girl rips boy to pieces on a nationally syndicated talk show!

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

'This isn't the kind of animal magnetism I like in a man, Frank.'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"He's a terrible drunk."

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

Mafia's car

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Lucia di Lammermoor

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

Georgians vs Aliens

"The worst part is she was sleeping with the guy she had paid to kill me."

"We can't go back to my place the cops are digging up the basement."

'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'

It's not you, Tom. It's your, ah, um...'

'But enough about me, now let's talk about your money.'

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

"Osmond! Lower your eyebrows!"

'Don't take it personally Dave, I'm just not into guys with ponytails.'

"Isn't this romantic—just the two of us by a fire as it consumes every letter from that tramp you almost married?"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Wanna go out sometime – soon?"